Guess the 7letter word

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.

WHATZ IT ?


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POSTBOX

How to frustrate your Doctor!

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some
cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"

MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

depth of friendship

what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.

Cricket Mania Jokes

What is the height of optimism ?
Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.


Q. What is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.

Bill Gates vs Linus Torvalds

linus torvalds(the creator of linux) and bill gates(the god of windows) were on a trip with their wives on a bus



when linus torvalds was posed a question by his wife

"darling tell me the truth that you don not have another girlfriend???"
and so linus replied"that is not true dear i do have one in london"

hearing this the wife of bill gates wanted to show off her husbands loyalty
so she asked bill gates
"darling tell me aint i the only one you love"
turning to her bill gates (rubbing his fore head with his handkerchief) answered "dear i cant tell you that i am not open source"

tarjan and cheetah

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?










Wow! New Underwear.

Some ways to catch a lion

1st way
the calculus method

Differentiate the entire jungle in which the Lion is hiding and then integrate it with respect to the lion.

2nd way
Newtons 3rd law

Allow the Lion to catch you and since to every action there is equal and opposite reaction (according to newton's third law) the Lion gets caught himself.

3rd way
Biological way

Prepare a semi-permeable membrane which will allow everything in the world to pass through it except the Lion. Sieve the jungle using the membrane to catch the Lion.

4th way
Laplace Inverse Transform

Put a cage in the jungle and lock it properly. Sit inside the cage. When you spot the Lion perform the Laplace inverse transform from cage domain to jungle domain so that you get out and the Lion gets caught inside the cage.