Bill Gates vs Linus Torvalds

linus torvalds(the creator of linux) and bill gates(the god of windows) were on a trip with their wives on a bus



when linus torvalds was posed a question by his wife

"darling tell me the truth that you don not have another girlfriend???"
and so linus replied"that is not true dear i do have one in london"

hearing this the wife of bill gates wanted to show off her husbands loyalty
so she asked bill gates
"darling tell me aint i the only one you love"
turning to her bill gates (rubbing his fore head with his handkerchief) answered "dear i cant tell you that i am not open source"